Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.

Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015

Green cuddles

When you wear green and cuddle someone

Oh she just giving you the green cuddles man (hi tyler)

by Stevequeen21 August 22, 2019

gooch cuddle

The act of two men scissoring, where the two gooches meet. This can often lead to a matting of pubic hair.

Kevin and rhys were in a spot of bother after there pubes became entangled after vigorous Gooch cuddle

by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017

Butt cuddles

When spooning and a guy gets an erection, usually results in sex

We were watching a movie and butt cuddles happened

by Devious scones January 26, 2020

Cuddle flirting

Flirting with someone in an attempt to get them to cuddle with you.

"Sally wa so good at cuddle flirting, we ended up in each other's arms on the couch in no time."

by Trueman1 September 2, 2011

cuddle buddy

A person whom u can cuddle with cry beside and have little make make out seshes with. with no sexual intent of having a relationship or anything else.

“i want a cuddle buddy”

by Davis kane’s December 25, 2020

cuddle wuddle

when besties sea and julian and i are sleepy or cold we all hop on the bed and cuddle wuddle and fight over the blanket and big nelly julian would release toxic gas!

hey sea! i’m cold can we cuddle wuddle b

by stinky raccoon May 31, 2022