Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.
by StanLied March 12, 2017
Get the crusty nutmug. Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
by KingKid789 May 30, 2017
Get the Crusty weavemug. 1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.
2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.
2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.
Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.
Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.
Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.
by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010
Get the Crusty Fiendmug. A man with a dirty penis.
Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.
by ThatChyGirl April 9, 2016
Get the crusty carrotmug. A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009
Get the Crusty Morganmug. A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018
Get the Crusty Jebusmug. When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
Get the Crusty Snowmanmug.