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crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating
Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.
by StanLied March 12, 2017
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Crusty weave

Crusty weave ass hoe
A bitch who has raggedy, filthy, dusty, toe up, and nappy ass weave(fake ass hair)
Person 1: I seen sharea at the store yesterday.

Person 2: Man fuck that crusty weave ass hoe.
by KingKid789 May 30, 2017
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Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.
Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.
by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010
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crusty carrot

Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.
by ThatChyGirl April 9, 2016
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Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.
by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009
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Crusty Jebus

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night
by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018
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Crusty Snowman

When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.
When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021
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