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junkie crumbs

Dad: son, what the fuck are these junkie crumbs?
Son: thats good weed!
by yunggod29 February 1, 2017
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Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping
She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃
by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025
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crumb slut

a person, typically a woman, who is a slut for crumbs
UGHHHHH IM SUCH A CRUMB SLUT I WANT YOUR FAT LOAD OF CRUMB DRIPPING OUT OF ME
by apple grapetato June 11, 2021
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Crumb Shot

The last corner of the bag of chips that you pour into your mouth.
Mmm I love the crumb shot!

The crumb shot is so salty

Go for it, take the crumb shot
by Butt Turkey November 27, 2021
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granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate
Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.
by mangotango377 March 5, 2021
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Pocket Crumbs

When your mate hooks up with a hot girl and her not so good looking friends are left alone for you to try and hook up with.
Dan hooked up with Charlize so I mopped up his pocket crumbs.
by PocketKing December 15, 2024
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Crumb Slut

The term used when an individual drops down to their hands and knees in order to scan the floor for fallen crumbs of crack cocaine. Often the individual will find other things that resemble crack cocaine but are most definitely not.
"I couldn't believe this Crumb Slut the other night, she was surfing the carpet like crazy but there wasn't a single chunk at all".
by RyderWyld July 8, 2024
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