Credit

It is money you borrow that is lend to you on good terms. Many came but few are chosen, it is not recommended for the impulsive or the foolish minded. You pull up on that payment or you dont; it's that simple.

Your Local Credit Lender

*Fine Print*

You promise you will pay the balance above in full, in a prescribed amount of time or they will be reprucutions for your delinquency. It is but not limited to ruining your life, not qualify for future loans, and being in a huge amount of debt, to the man.

This can make or break you, thank you for using our financial services.

-Your Credit Lender

by Shinkdmeister November 16, 2018

Credit Card

A card for hackers to access your account and search history and buy a Mc Heart attack in a bun.

Come here boi! Give me your personal info credit card. Also, my phones dead. Other: you can call your mum eh on my phone, just hit redial.

by F2f bdhr March 20, 2020

Little miss credit card fraud

A broke bitch who racked up 4k in credit card fraud

Little miss credit card fraud - LMYLIO or Susu use his uncle card to buy 4k worth of shit :0 credit card fraud charges are coming hot

by Miss fenty ma November 1, 2022

intergalactic credits

The intergalactic form of currency used everywhere in the galaxy.

The average glorp worker is only paid 47 intergalactic credits per solar cycle

by Gnarpsh June 6, 2024

Dumping my credit

When someone stops making all payments to creditors at once. Credit cards, medical bills, car payments etc. Basically only paying rent and utilities.

Hey how much are your medical bills? Weren't you working on getting your credit score up? Nah bro, I'm dumping my credit

by Groom of the stool January 12, 2022

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

Extra extra extra credit

When you perform a sexual act for a teacher in order to raise your grade in that class.

“How are you passing Mr.Sanchez?”
“It’s because I did extra extra extra credit for him”
“Bro???”

by dallasxrevenge September 12, 2019