Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR

Something you need when your over-stimulating

I NEED A COUGH DROP GUMMY BEAR HELP apple

by Sohoowusyourday>good February 3, 2022

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Cough Sniffer

A person who goes, unmasked, to superspreaders during an outbreak of a disease.

I wouldn't make out with him... He's a cough sniffer.

by Shwaldeen March 25, 2024

cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021

chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.

Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”

by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024