Conan Gray's Hair

something that transcends all mortal and immortal beings. it is beautiful and luscious and i want to eat it. it is also a very talented dancer, and sometimes appears in the form of a broccoli.

conan gray: hey y'all
me and every other fan: OMG HIS HAIR WE LOVE CONAN GRAY'S HAIR

some little asshole: conan gray's hair is ugly
me and every other fan: GO DIE IN A PUDDLE OF PISS YOU SUCKER

by rawrheheheh February 28, 2024

Conact

CONACT is the merging of the the words and meaning of Connect and Contact

Please let me know who I should CONACT with before the meeting.

by 4EVA R April 3, 2024

Conatic

Plural of cone

You can place the conatics on top of the pile-ons

by William Hudson April 27, 2024

Conagwin

complainer - nagger - whiner

She was the ultimate conagwin.

by KokoDontCare June 6, 2024

conacker

A noun referring to a person who annoys someone with work.

Listen, don’t call me a conacker, but I need you to make a presentation for me

by Candy-Decimater January 29, 2025

conackment

A noun referring to the work that annoys someone

This conackment is getting on my nerves...

by Candy-Decimater January 30, 2025

Conbait

A specialized form of Grassbait targeting religious, spiritual, supernatural, or metaphysical beliefs. The Conbaiter doesn't just pathologize—they criminalize, framing the believer as a "con artist," "charlatan," "grifter," or "delusional conspiracy theorist." The assumption is that anyone who believes in things beyond materialist explanation is either mentally ill or running a scam. Conbait is common in discussions of religion, paranormal phenomena, alternative healing, or any spirituality that doesn't fit scientific materialism. The goal isn't understanding or even disagreement—it's exposure, mockery, and character assassination. Belief becomes evidence of either pathology or predation.

"I mentioned my meditation practice and experiences with something I can only call spiritual. Instant Conbait: 'So you're either schizophrenic or scamming people for money. Which is it?' Not a question about experience, not curiosity about belief—just a forced choice between illness and fraud. That's not dialogue; that's a trap."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026