White Collar Chair Shot

When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.

Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.

Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.

Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.

Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!

Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.

by Mike109999 August 2, 2025

White Collar Shot Block

When you save your coworker from a bad situation by absorbing or deflecting the negativity so it does not reach them.

Vern: Dude, do NOT go in that room, you will be stuck for 30 mins and then thrown into like 7 more meetings. SLT has some serious Emotional Hand Me Down baggage from their previous bosses.

Ilan: Thanks man, I appreciate the White Collar Shot Block, I wanna coffee, I will go to Starbucks outside. Appreciate you, fam.

Vern: White Collar Brosef for life, let's get Shawarma later.

Ilan: k, Holler at Your Hebrew

by Mike109999 August 2, 2025

Red Collar Worker

Someone who works as a social media influencer, due to the red in the YouTube logo.

Charlie Kirk was a red collar worker because he makes online content.

by hanballector September 12, 2025

Blue collar hug

When you use the toilet at work and the seat is still warm from the last person that used it.

Someone just have me a blue collar hug

by Billiam Cosby January 23, 2025

Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.

The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.

My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.

by Crodstick June 12, 2025

blue collar angst

1.) A feeling of dread or hopelessness that your current situation in the blue collar world is going no where fast. Coped with by sarcasm and self comedy to throw a positive spin on your situation. That feeling you get on Sunday morning knowing you have to go somewhere you don’t want to the next day.

2.) Followed quickly by a rush of Angst that pushes you to want more in life and find your purpose.

3.) A moment of complete and total clarity on what that path looks like.

4.) The feeling that fuels real change in someone’s life, and pushes them forward to learn more and be better.

5.) A badass Podcast where people from all over the Blue Collar world can share their experiences, to help somebody somewhere direct all that Blue Collar Angst into fuel and direction to get where they want to be.

6.) A name that started as an idea for a band name between two friends at work filled with Blue Collar Angst who played NOFX albums on repeat to get through the long days.

Did you listen to this weeks episode of Blue Collar Angst?! There’s so much I didn’t know about that trade, might be a good fit for me!?

by blue collar angst August 13, 2023