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Cocking

The act of holding in urine for long periods of time, causing the bladder to expand and push on a persons diaphragm. This causes the cocker to feel/look two months pregnant. This is not a dirty word, although commonly confused for one by its name.
While i was scoring, the extremely attractive girl I was with was afraid to use the portable toilet and therefore decided to cock.
I was cocking at the very close game of rugby.
Don't you hate the feeling when your bladder is cocked?
by Amy bee June 29, 2010
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Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship
I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon
by IbeCookin June 1, 2011
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coding whore

1. Someone who codes for fun.
2. Someone who codes their programming class project out of school or after it, usually to make it good and show people up.
3. Someone who will code for you if you pay them money.
"John is up in his room coding his project... what a coding whore."

"He stayed after school so his project would be better then Jim's. He's a coding whore."
by Matt Paoletti December 1, 2006
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william hung cooking show

william hung cooking show is a cooking show where imitating william hung REALLY FUNNY!
dude have you heard of the william hung cooking show? it's awsome!
by J.J. DuDe September 25, 2006
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Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster
by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008
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Asian-Cockinitus

A man of Non Asian Decent, having a small Cock.
Damn That Whitey has a severe case of Asian-Cockinitus
by Ball-Zach March 25, 2009
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Corking

A game involving homosexuals and a cork. Where one homosexual inserts a cork into their anus, they must see if they can blast the cork into the opponents eyes.

A points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.

The homosexual automatically wins if the 'receiving' homosexual is killed or seriously injured.
Example 1
Homo 1: "Bored?"
Homo 2: "Yes, what can we do?"
Homo 1: "Bit'a Corking?"
Homo 2: "Breathe in"

Example 2
Homo 1: "Fancy a game?"
Homo 2: "I'll get my good cork"
by flashkapOw July 10, 2009
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