Cocktail

A combination of drugs, usually three or more, for HIV treatment also known as HAART (highly active antiretroviral therapy)

Debbie: So how long you've been positive, Ben?
Michael: Mother?
Debbie: Is just like to know.
Ben: That's ok. I'm fine with that. 5 years.
Debbie: What your T-Cell count?
Ben: Six hundred.
Debbie: Even been hospitalized?
Ben: No not yet. he knocks wood Not would.
Debbie: Viral load?
Ben: Undetectable.
Debbie: On the cocktail?
Ben: Anti-virals.
Michael: What the fuck you think you're doin'?
Debbie: This is the reality, sweetheart. And you're just gonna have to live with it.

by Virg1l July 30, 2009

Alabama cocktail

An Alabama cocktail is when you go behind the shed or to the family barn with a male, blood relative and very slowly undo their pants and jack them off till they are fully erect. Then you proceed to stick their fully erect phallus in your mouth. You swirl their dick in your mouth till its nice and wet, and then gently begin to rim your asshole with it. For the best effect your poop-cutter should be unwashed and freshly used. After getting a fair amount of your excrement on your brother/dad/uncle's pecker, you stick it back in your mouth and suck until they ejaculate.

Alan's mother: Hey Alan, want to go to the barn and give me an Alabama cocktail? I haven't had one since yesterday.

by Lue Anne January 24, 2008

cockatiel

a retarded little bird that chirps too much

the cockatiel hissed at my foot and tried to rip off my toe

by McCheesy September 5, 2003

cockadilly

The process in which a person pickles their male genatalia with vinegar in a mason jar. Hours and hours of soaking the ol' hog, then replacing the pickles in a sandwich with their member to use as a tasty bed time snack.

I spent last night staying over at Billy's house. His mom woke me up for a midnight snack in which she told me she needed a cockadilly to put in her world famous tuna sandwich. She said the sandwich was the best one she's ever had the pleasure to digest.

by Bobbie Martin September 11, 2005

cocktail

when your erect dick (cock) is halfway in your sex partners anus there for looking like they have a cock for a tail

"when i walked in on u and that chick last night it looked like she had the biggest cocktail"

by Brandon Matte January 20, 2008

cocktail baby

An affectionate term for a child born of racially mixed parents.

whilst some would call Lola 'caramel coloured' she was indeed a 'cocktail baby'

by dainish March 24, 2008

Cocktail Lobotomy

Being extremely drunk and being very happy. On the way to blackout city.

"Look at Joe over there, he's drank so much that he's had a cocktail lobotomy"

by Zven January 30, 2009