Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.

Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.

by tcowguy November 19, 2012

classic gaz

Classic Gaz can be defined as a person who shows exceptional drunken stupidity, injury proneness and studies Maths

Remember when that guy got all those numbers in the guys toilets ?

Classic Gaz

by Classicgaz June 6, 2016

Classic St.Johns

When a school(usually underfunded, public school with bad teachers) does the complete, unrational and border-line unfair choice. Basically a school troll.

Matthias- Hey what did you get on your history quiz?
Brandon- Well, I got a 59.9%. When i asked if the teacher could round it, he said no.
M/B- Classic St.Johns!

by Antonio Coolio March 14, 2017

Classic Carl

Referring to Carl, that one badass friend that everybody has.

Jerry: Carl, you okay bro? Carl?
Carl is dead, Jerry.
Jerry: Classic Carl.

by captaintwobeers March 16, 2018

Classic darren

Means gay or bent comes from the english footballer Darren bent

That’s classic darren

by Nerdiate June 15, 2018

Classic Bannister

The act of being awful at anything and everything

Tom that was Classic Bannister

by Y0Mum July 17, 2018

classic 500

When you're sitting at a red light trying to turn left to opposing traffic,and soon as light turns green you take it beating oncoming traffic!

Hurry up and pull a classic 500, I gotta go!

by El Rocko October 11, 2018