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Classic plonker

Classic plonker: a friendly term for an arsehole.
Why, my friend, you're really a classic plonker sometimes! What's a classic plonker? It's a friendly term for an arsehole, my friend...
by Drew Byrne. October 16, 2008
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Classimuous

Adjective: someone who gives the appearance of high social status, but in actuality, is not of any social standing at all. Faking being "Classy".
Shannon just spent her entire $1200 on a new purse rather than moving out of her awful apartment. How Classimuous!

Derek looked classimuous with his Oakley sunglasses and Ford Taurus.
by adminpanda February 26, 2009
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classafrass

someone or something that looks very classy, cool, sassy, or a tara. classafrass is not easily understood or used. so you're something special if it comes out of your mouth.

unless used in a negative sense can also be related to a cunt.
Dude look at that chick! she's straight Classafrass

or

Sally is standing in the corner away from everybody, she's such a Classafrass
by tmoneybuns January 24, 2011
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Classic Connection

One of the top show choirs in the nation. Located in Waterloo, Indiana Classic Connection dominates the show choir world with face-melting choreography and a powerful sound. They receive grand champion placements regularly in mixed championship divisions and have been named Indiana State Champion two years running.

Members have been known for their pick-up ultimate frisbee and soccer teams along with causing mayhem during competitions: stealing cookies from judges tables, putting ketchup under toilet seats, and "borrowing" miscellaneous items from schools.
Damn, Classic Connection just stopped my borgasm!
by bigolfan February 26, 2011
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Classic Abby

When you realize something is funny only when someone else thinks it's funny, eben though... it's not so much
While watching Just Go With It, your friend mimics Adam Sandler when he pets Barto on the head and then laughs. You see her laughing so you laugh and say, "classic Abby"
by Erics & TEPS September 11, 2011
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Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.
Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.
by tcowguy November 19, 2012
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classic gaz

Classic Gaz can be defined as a person who shows exceptional drunken stupidity, injury proneness and studies Maths
Remember when that guy got all those numbers in the guys toilets ?

Classic Gaz
by Classicgaz June 6, 2016
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