When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.
Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.
by CinciSlapper July 1, 2025
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Get the Cincinnati Slapper mug.The act of having anal sex with a man or a woman with a hairy asshole and then putting marinara or skyline chili in the anus and then eating the anus and chilli
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Get the Cincinnati spaghetti spree mug.It’s whenever two people put their butts, ass to ass over someone then poop onto that persons chest at the same time. - often times one must use lots of laxatives to synchronize shit with the other shitter.
Oh sure 👍 Eli was here last night with Braiden when they gave jimothy a Cincinnati Starlet. I’ve been using carpet cleaner for hours but I don’t think I’ll be able to get the smell out!
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I'm holding him through the Cincinnati love handle instead of his traditional love handles. Man let me tell you that it sparked joy, holding his arm instead of his torso!
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