Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020

Chocolate Darling

A beautiful girl who has a skin tone that resembles chocolate.

Wow, mate have you see that chocolate darling in the pink dress.

by CFopinion November 16, 2020

Chocolate Telescope

The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

by Realfluffy20 April 3, 2021

shot the chocolate

took a shit; usually in one's pants

Tim: BOO!
Jim: Aww man, I just shot the chocolate.

by brock0lee February 16, 2004

Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022

The Chocolate Rain

Upon consuming a moderately spicey vindaloo/curry, you prepare your girlfriend by bending her over "Doggy - Style". You then suprise her by shitting on her back; due to the curry, the excrement is in liquid format and consequently sprays that bitches back like 'Chocolate Rain'.

-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer

James: Can I acid dragon you guys?
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown

by Alldaboyzatlittleheath January 28, 2010

Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.

Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.

by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010