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chris crocker

by ihatehriscrocker January 25, 2009
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Chinese Checkers

Taking a snap chat of someone giving you fellatio while driving. Comparing the level of difficulty of Chinese Checkers with the act and taking into account the small size of the penis involved.
We played Chinese Checkers on the way home last night... I almost hit the ditch!
by Marky N December 23, 2014
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betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.
i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.
by bitchplease23452346 June 9, 2011
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poop checker

someone who inspects diapers for poop.
Dan volunteers as the poop checker at the senior's home on weekends! He loves checking poop!!!
by turd fergussen January 8, 2004
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heckin Chonker

1. Usually used to describe an overweight animal with the intention of mocking the owner for not keeping their pet healthy.
2. Can be also used ironically to oppose the critique and to remind others that there are bigger problems then overfeeding a pet even in the animal abuse category.

3. Can also be used to mock these animal abuse apologists (2) for being morons critizizing something that isn't wrong in its nature.
person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go out with me?
person 2: Not really, sorry bro
person 1: Why not?
person 2: You're a heckin chonker
by IonDust June 7, 2020
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crocker

A middle school in Hillsborough, California where blond girls tend to be loose, stoners tend to be thought of as "cool", and the people who don't wrap themselves in riches, don't make fun of others, and don't have petty personalities feel alienated. The asian to white ratio is 50:50.
Guy one: Yeah I went to Crocker. Some people think it was the best experience ever, but I tend to disagree. It wasn't the real world and wasn't me.
Guy two: Are you kidding? I had amazing keg parties every weekend at my parents mansion while they were off in Bali!
Guy One: You are a joke.
Guy two: Man I loved getting smashed in 6th grade, how cool am I?!
by Will the ninja pirate October 30, 2006
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choker necklace

girls that are hoes wear chokers cause they really want cock
Maren wears a choker necklace because she wants scottys cock!
by dicks69697 November 28, 2016
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