Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.

A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

Gaming (Genshin character)

The most gen Z character in Genshin he’s so amazing you should live him he’s basically a 5 star even if it says 4 star we all know the truth

Person 1: I just got Gaming (Genshin character) !
Person 2: I keep getting Beidou :(

by Gaming 😍😍😍😍 February 3, 2024

investigation of character

When a greasy ass wannabe bootlicker tries so hard but fails at the academy he has no other option but doing shit security details at the mc donalds parking lot and a lame attempt at creating a FB page. He can't even control his own FB page how in the hell is he gonna stop the hamburgler?

So lard larper gets butthurt and threatens to charge people with "investigation of character" which must be some wish.com kind of law shit like his wish.com job.

You bastards just wait. I got your names and I'm gonna have you charger with uhhhh, investigation of character.

by Regarded BARB November 17, 2023

information of character

When a greasy lard larper loses control of his own FB page highlighting his wish.com bootlicker costume.

How in the hell can you be a security guard if you can't even control a FB page... Bet ya had an altercation with the hamburgler at your job protecting the McDonalds parking lot.

You bastards think you're funny (Hank hill voice) I got screenshots of eachn everyone of you, including Barb. I'm gonna go to the sheriff and have them charge you with information of character.

by Regarded BARB November 17, 2023

poorly made gacha character

perfect gay bois
(poorly made gacha characters deserve god complexes and much love. however, poorly made gacha characters are often mistreated by society and are wonderful

i feel like a poorly made gacha character!
meaning: I AM THE BESTEST GAYYYYMWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHABABBAHAHABBABABABWBWBQBBWBABA💅💅💅💅IMAGINE BEING AS WONDERFUL AS I

by genwhenwhdmwbsn February 13, 2024

Coal the Character

Our lord and savior from Monsters of Etheria (originating in the RP series from TheConfidentDiamond), if you praise him he will save you (and give you Irasper for mining coal)

"Coal and Coal the Character are very different things, so don't go mining Coal the Character." -Confident

by Tayoga March 6, 2024

Non Player Character

Proper Terminology: NPCs exhibit highly restricted behaviour and exhibit predictable responses to our interactions. They are confined to the parameters set by their code and lack consciousness or vitality, a fact that becomes evident only when real players engage with them.

Laymen Terminology: A person who is an empty shell, who lacks internal substance and has no character or personality. They live to exist, and have no purpose.

Street Terminology: Fake ass b*tch.

Carla: How do you manage dealing with Non Player Character or NPC?

Jake: You just have to allow it.

Carla: Do you mean, just accept it?

Jake: Yeah. They're like born without a soul.

by matrixunloaded24 March 26, 2024