caelab

Pro Xbox gamer very kind funny and smiles slot full of energy and will call you gay daily

A caelab drinks whiskey and smokes cigars…
And snorts coke

by Coke snorter 1244 December 25, 2023

calalamak

Calalamak is when an individual - a "cala" of some sort, refuses to do as recommended by everybody around them. Thus, they calala. Also, there are two famous cats called calala 1 and 2.

Dude she started calalamak after she decided to join the military.

by THOUGHTSUNYHOİGHTFUL January 12, 2024

calalamak

Calalamak is when an individual - a "cala" of some sort, refuses to do as recommended by everybody around them. Thus, they calala. Also, there are two famous cats called calala 1 and 2.

Dude she started calalamak after she decided to join the military.
Calala 1 was executed for human rights violations.

by THOUGHTSUNYHOİGHTFUL January 12, 2024

caelay

a beautiful girl who’s perfect and so smart and amazing

“hey look at caelay she’s so beautiful and good league of legends”

by i am autism April 27, 2024

calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024

Caladan

Caladan is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. An angel sent from above. Perfectly imperfect. She is the girl of any mans dreams. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the fairest in the land. She is exceptionally punny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind boggling to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the complintents down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible.

Damn that guy is lucky

Why?

Nah, his girl is Caladan

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit man

by NOTKENNOX January 3, 2025

Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.

“A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”

by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025