A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.
by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016
Get the Douche Canoe mug.Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.
by Speegaspegg December 15, 2015
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Get the pigeon canoe mug.When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.
by anonymous May 18, 2025
Get the Canoeing like a crack whore mug.Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
Get the Pantene Poo Canoe mug.A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.
by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021
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