canned

adj.
1. Being too standardized or too uniform in nature.
2. Being a generalization.

1. The silicone made her tits look canned.
2. The suck-ass gave the professor a canned opinion of the literature.

by Pat McGoohan March 1, 2004

canned husky

(noun) sexual fetish act - a latex condom or lambskin vessel is filled with one persons fecal matter ("scat") which is then swallowed by another person. Another varient uses frozen fecal matter, which is then called a canned siberian husky.

"He asked me if I wanted a canned husky, but I declined as I just had a big lunch"

by Ridge Banks September 11, 2008

cubicular cancer

What can happen after staying in a cubicle for more than 7 hours a day. Warning signs are numbness of the ass and the ass-ular region, an increase in body fat, and the loss of excitement for ones love life and loss of excitement for many hobbies which one found pleasurable prior to working in a cubicle. Cubicular cancer is curable if it is found before it spreads to the brain and testicles. It can be killed in this stage if the employee finds a new job, works out, goes golfing, and gets a girlfriend. When this cancer spreads to the brain it will cause uncurable adult ADD and severe depression, when cubicular cancer spreads to the brain it is usually deadly.

Guy 1: Hey, did you guys hear about Joe? He's got cubicular cancer!
Guy 2: No more late nights at work for me...

by AppleiPodRoolz January 11, 2006

The new cancer

Some WHATTTT annoying maybe considered a lot worse than the old cancer. Excessive exposure may cause thoughts of suicide, no known cure to date. Only one person has contracted this disease so far, but breeding will most likely because weaker constraints of the disease, it is believed this person contracted this disease through his COCK, by having sex with cadavers in the middle of the night. During the summer the cancer leaves and the GROOVEY times begin.

The new cancer is coming shit RUN!!

by Man who has difficulty sleeping February 15, 2008

Super cancer

A for of heart, lung, stomach, brain, kidney, ect. cancer that can only be contracted from exposure to chrono radiation. Chrono radiation itself can only be found on board and in every nook and cranny of time machines. The truth is time travel is real and possible but will cause super cancer at some point in the travelers life be it immediately after or 12 months before. Due to it's extremely unpredictable nature time travel has been all but outlawed to prevent spread of Super cancer

Doc: Hey martey I went to a rejuvenation clinic. They got me all fixed up change of blood, new kidney, they even cured my super cancer

Marty: Super cancer?

Doc: Yeah, side effect of time travel. Of course you ALWAYS wore your lead-lined suit in the time machine right?

Marty: SHIT

by Blarny December 28, 2011

Dude Cancer.

A seeming incurable made up disease that affects only guys, and is extremely deadly. An excuse you can use to get out of sticky situations that makes yourself look like a total douche. Don't use it, unless you're trying to get out of marriage. Then be my guest.

"Uh... I don't think he could make the wedding. He died. He had Incurable Dude Cancer."

"I can't go to the meeting, I have Dude Cancer."

by is3190 June 18, 2009

ROBLOX Cancer

5 year olds that make Roblox games that contain extremely cancerous or dead memes.

Hey dude I just found some Roblox cancer on Roblox earlier today.

by HonoredMEME2407 December 16, 2018