Callum Milward

A kid that doesn’t leave girls alone, he’s way out of his league and needs to get some new friends. His penis is smaller than his Iq minus his brain capacity.

Omg your such a little shit, you remind me of a Callum Milward

by Big_dick_101 March 10, 2020

Callum

Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.

M: Is that Callum, what a boring piece of sh*t.

by Hornby November 3, 2019

Callum billingham

Description
A non-player character (NPC) is any character in a game that is not controlled by a player. He has no human emotion and very limited human interaction. And never touched grass.

Is that Callum billingham the npc ?

by Ricky Berwick July 9, 2022

Callum Goldring

this mans cock is down to his knees. And will bang Scott Brown.

oh its callum goldring

by penis suckker March 10, 2022

Callum morris

Callum morris is a nice and fit guy. Opinions do change when asking different people though.

"Callum morris is fit and so nice" -Ben the fatty

"Callum morris is not nice. HE TOUCHED ME WITHOUT CONSENT" - Louisa

by Kyle(cheesyturd1611) July 11, 2022

Callum

The act of leaving every group chat you are in as a way of making drama to get attention.

Did you hear about steve he pulled off a callum the other day what do you think is bothering him?

by F5xMagiicZz May 7, 2018

Callum's Car

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.

Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats

by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020