A tall, sexy guy with a porno dick. Despite his sexiness, he is very insecure and jealous of others. He is unsure of who he is and jacks the style of those surrounding him. He is controlling and extremely sensitive. Some would refer to him as a little bitch. If ever dating a Brandon, be sure to arrive home by 1AM or you are likely to have your cell blown up all night. Brandon is a spiteful significant other. When the inevitable break-up ensues, know that you will quickly be replaced, but by a laughable downgrade.
Girl 1: Did you see that sexy-ass guy!?!
Girl 2: Yeah, but don't waste your time, I hear he's a total Brandon.
Girl 1: Aww, what a shame.
Girl 2: Yeah, but don't waste your time, I hear he's a total Brandon.
Girl 1: Aww, what a shame.
by bird2011 March 6, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. An asshole who doesn't care about anybody's feelings and will dump a girl for no reason at all. Usually portugese and takes drugs. Also fails at academics.
girl: so..i hear you're single again?
brandon: yea, im sorry.
girl: why didn't you at least tell me?
brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.
brandon: yea, im sorry.
girl: why didn't you at least tell me?
brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.
by Watamelon May 27, 2009
Get the Brandonmug. A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.
God damnit, your being such a brandon.
by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. Get the Brandonmug. One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014
Get the Brandonmug. 
Get the Brandonmug.