Brain Fart

When something you were going to say but the thought escaped your memory and doesn't return.

I have an idea but now I don't remember what it was, it was just on the tip of my tongue--ugg brain fart!

by SomethingAmiss February 3, 2015

Brain Shit

noun. the inability to recall the simplest of details or solve the easiest of problems. a brain shit is much more serious than a Brain Fart.

guy #2: bro, you spelled cat wrong.

guy #1: wow. i just had a complete brain shit.

by Brent Handles November 24, 2009

poop for brains

A way to say somebody is stupid.

You have poop for brains.

by cynicalviolence November 21, 2004

brain crush

wanting someone purely for their mind - has nothing to do with sexual attraction.

"i have such a brain crush on this kid in my philoshophy class. sure hes 5'3" and clearly never combs his hair, but he is so witty and articulate."

by woundedgazelle December 13, 2005

Brain Bleach

A fictional 'bleach' is used to erase unwanted memories, usually of something traumatizing that was seen or heard.

Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.

Guy 1: Oh my god, I just saw a land whale in pink stretch pants!

Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!

by Inkspills July 7, 2009

get brains

slang for getting head from a girl. the implication is that your wang is gettin close to her brains!

I get brains from that biatch every night.

by maybenot September 4, 2003

Brain Bleach

Much like Eye Bleach, it is the only cure to when somehting so terribly awful stains your gray matter. Used when Eye Bleach, and steel wool are just not d*mned good enough.

-That's so terrible I need eye bleach!!
-Eye bleach?! I need BRAIN BLEACH!!

by Rupert L. Duffy December 17, 2007