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JBL John Bradshaw Layfield

The worst Champ since records began. The guy deserves shooting, preferably by his ex tag team partner Faarooq.
The guy was cool when he was a member of the Acolytes, but now he sucks because he got his own head stuck righhhhht up his ar$e.
Please fire him.
John Bradshaw Layfield must be hung, drawn, quartered, burnt and re-burnt. All in favour say HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
by Cena's Woman August 11, 2004
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brainstew

1) Good ideas become even better when you set them on a backburner and ignore them until they just won't stand for it anymore. Delicious.

2) Mummy soup. Popular in late Victorian Egyptologist circles. Generally a side dish. Delicious.
Oy guv'ner, be a lad and pass a sup of brain stew, wot?
by B. March 13, 2005
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BABY BRAINS

When a man cups his thumb and forefinger around the top of his testicles (up toward the choder aka taint). He then applies a gentle amount of pressure to make the testicles bulge. When you look at it just right- the "seam" that separates his left and right testicle makes his gonads look like a palm-sized brain. Hence the term "Baby (for small) Brains."
Tom: "Gosh Bob is really drunk."
Paul: "I know, I hope he doesn't take his pants off again."
Tom: "That guy gets fruiter the more he drinks."
<enter naked Bob>
"Hah hah! Look guys... <sqeezes his nuts> BABY BRAINS!!"
Tom & Paul: "Ah, man not again. Put your pants back on homo, and grab us a beer."
by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009
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brainsqueeze

Brainsqueezing is the hobby of a runt. When runts are bored they find it necessary to torment people (especially peachy) by brainsqueezing helpless victims. The way this is done is by placing both hands on either sode of the victims head and squeezing away like there is no tomorrow. This results in pain for the victim and causes them to yell out and be sent out of biology by the late great 'Mr Newman'. The word brain squeeze originates from 2 words; brain and squeeze.
1. Hey look Raphaelues Noethesus, here comes peachy! - Lets brainsqueeze him!

2. peachy - Ow!!! Holy FUCK that brainsquueze hurt!
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Braiden Vernor

Braiden Vernor is a Tamohawk indian who was recently appointed King of Ochiltree County. He is extremely good looking and super smart. He was named strongest man in the world in 1994, a year after he was born.
1. Oh my gosh are you Braiden Vernor?
2. Yes I am.
1. You're my hero! I wish I could be just like you!
2. Everybody does.
by El Rey de congelado November 7, 2009
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Burst my head/ brains

A phrase used to express great disbelief, shock, excitement, surprise or any heightened emotions.
"Bro, these Jordans are so fucking mad!! BURST MY HEAD/ BRAINS"
by cAsted November 8, 2017
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