bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.

Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.

by xxxpageagain August 19, 2013

pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.

"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"

by Sick Majors December 6, 2013

reef blower

"Spongebob Squarepants" version of a leaf blower.

"Playing with a reef blower? That's the most childish thing I've ever heard of!"

by zxcraous February 11, 2014

Leg boner

A leg boner occurs when one's legs stiffen, usually for a couple of days, making it awkward to walk, run etc. It is most likely to affect a person when their significant other / crush is nearby.
The most scenario of a leg boner environment is a sporting activity, with the s/o or crush in the same team as them.

Jessica got a leg boner during Physical Education because Sheldon, her crush, was in her team for the game of Rounders. It took her a few days to recover fully from it.

by Pickapon August 18, 2014

Lazy boner

A dick that is halfway hard

When Pamela entered the room, Kyle was standing in front of the mirror naked, with a lazy boner, smearing scarlet lipstick all over his face.
- What the fuck? said Pamela. - You still haven't cleaned up the house?

by Ronnie Slogun November 22, 2014

Leg Boner

A leg boner occurs either in the dead of the night or at random times during the day where either you are sleeping or just sitting criss cross In the floor where the back of your thigh catches a cramp thus having to spring your leg up into the air to stretch it out.

“Ahhhhhh fu.... LEG BONER!!”

by D'Rack2Times November 12, 2017

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019