Boston Marathon

Refers to a line of cocaine so big you could run the Boston Marathon. Reserved for those who are accustomed to the rush and may be too large for the amateurs.

"Oh man, that's so long my nose just ran the Boston Marathon!"

by Miss Mia Wallace June 10, 2018

boston blaster

when you spray shit on your partners chest

give me a boston blaster

by blastermotions November 11, 2017

boston hello

A punch to the face, especially of a random person you encounter in Boston or the kingdom known as Red Sox Nation

"Did you give that douche a Boston hello?"

by whothefuckcaresaboutahandle July 25, 2016

Boston Oreo

When 2 Black Boston Natives have a 3 threesome with a Boston White Guy

David Ortiz and Xander Bogarts are looking hot tonight, I want to be in the middle of that Boston Oreo

by pfi July 14, 2016

Boston Method

When a dirtbag from Boston yells at your penis to try to cure impotence

Quagmire: So to cure impotence, you sometimes need to get creative. That's why I'm gonna have you try the Boston Method.

by HeroofHyrule June 4, 2016

Maddy Boston

The coolest and pretties girl you'll ever meet.

OH MY GOD SHE MUST BE A MADDY BOSTON!

by haha-imacanofbeans September 6, 2020

Boston Clanger

To do a poo on someone else's pillow. First mentioned in the Simon Hanselmann cartoon titled"Boston Clanger."

"It's a classic, Owl. The 'Boston Clanger.' "
"Shitting on a Dingdong'sh pillow."

by Kane Zaufmann November 23, 2021