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boob sampler

noun, a sampling of boobs, a lapdance
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
Connolly looks ready for a boob sampler.
by oxhannahxo February 4, 2007
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A Boob Chop

When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player chops their boob into the edge of the table creating an undesirable effect.
I won my game of Candyland, in spite of a severe boob chop.

I fear that when I reach for my game piece I'm going to get a boob chop (or boob chopped).
by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019
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Boob baby

A baby made from touching a boob.
This baby can come in the small or big child variety.
Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY

John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.
by Bobbyisnotoriginal May 16, 2020
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Boob Eye

An individual (usually male) who has an unhealthy tendency to notice and remember a woman's breasts as opposed to features such as her face, personality, or hair color.
by asodygasgh June 8, 2009
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big boobs?

by dallys.hxe October 25, 2019
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moobs for boobs

Used most often on websites like Chat Roulette ... is used as often or less often than mits for tits. Usually a horny individual will say this as a way to entice a woman into showing him her breasts, in exchange for seeing his voluptuous man titties.
Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi.
Guy: Asl?
Girl: 18.f.fl
Guy: cool.
*4 minute pause*
Guy: moobs for boobs?
*Your partner has disconnected*
by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010
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Boob Zipper

A shirt that has a zipper that goes across the breasts, which when opened, will expose them.

This is not something that is available in stores, but if you are fortunate enough to know someone that likes to design their own clothes, you may ask them to make one for your girl, wife, etc.

True Story: My sister received a shirt from her good friend that wants to be a fashion designer. The first thing that I noticed about the shirt, is that it had a zipper that went across the chest. I immediately termed it as a "Boob Zipper". I have joked with her about having her friend make one for my wife. Well, maybe I was not totally joking. I would like it very much. :)
That Boob Zipper Shirt is HOT.
by Mandalorian72 January 3, 2010
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