bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.

Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!

by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018

Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.

“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”

by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019

bong roach

A individual who often scabs bongs without paying or supplying anything will also be highly offended if declined a bong

My friend max came over and smoked all my cones because he is a bong roach.

Indy got very angry when we said she couldn’t have a cone because she is a bong roach

by Thebonglord420 May 2, 2019

Bong Booty

a butt which,after undergoing Bong Booty Surgery, is used to smoke weed/tobacco from (using the anus as the hole you suck the smoke from and the separate hole you explicitly drilled into your rectal cavity during Bong Booty Surgery you use as the bowl and downstem.

"Party at my place tonight,I got a Bong Booty and shit's gonna get lit" -literally

by Not=A_hIGH_IDEA May 24, 2018

Bong biscuit

When you drop a Duce in your homies bong

Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph

by Dr. Professor poopie January 13, 2020

Bong Sewage

The burnt, wet, smells like a moldy cum sock weed that clogs up the stem of your bowl on your bong.

Give me a paper clip so I can scrape out the nasty bong sewage.

by Peachy Boi May 20, 2020

energy bong

A bong that has energy drink as the bong water. It adds small flavour of the energy drink.
In South Australia it’s also called a nuclear bong.

Tessa: What you smoking a bong?
Rachel: yeah an energy bong!
Tessa: why?
Rachel: You taste the energy while smoking!!!
Tessa: pass it here, I want some
*Tessa smokes it with monster energy drink creating an unique taste*

by tastytyr July 1, 2020