blowjob hair 

Hair cut or arranged in such a way as not to obstruct the view of “the action;” especially, a woman with hair cut too short to possibly fall over her face.

The silent film star Louise Brooks would be a good example of “blowjob hair.”

blowjob hair by Fritzo May 30, 2006

blowjob eyes 

A girl, or indeed a guy, who has eyes that, from the level of your navel, stare up into yours and see into your soul. They seem to absorb your whole being and whisper "Feed me cock."

They are generally slightly larger than average eyes, with long eyelashes that emphasise the way the person sucking your dick is first looking up at you whilst swallowing your pork, then down shyly, and then up again, communicating only with their eyes how much they love sucking cock.

When seeking the pleasures of a blowie, always look at the eyes and lips of your target. Don't worry if they're a whale, they'll be less hurt when you bail. Remember, for the best blowies, find a girl whose eyes capture you. Those are the blowjob eyes.

blowjob eyes by jameswoodywoods November 26, 2011

blowjob fever 

Thinking you like a girl when you actually just want a blowjob

"Man, do you like that slut?"

"Nah man, I just had blowjob fever."

blowjob fever by feverholder June 3, 2014

Academic Blowjob

The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.

Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?

Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention

Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob

Academic Blowjob by crewchicky915 July 26, 2010

NES blowjob 

Noun

1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.

To perform an NES Blowjob simply:

Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart

Press power
Maybe smack it a little

The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.

NES blowjob by billebllunt May 15, 2014

Verbal Blowjob

When you give a compliment to someone just for that person to like you.

Sam gave a verbal blowjob to Max when he said, "You have a very cool shirt" five minutes after 10 other people had already comented on Max's shirt.

Verbal Blowjob by D'O March 29, 2015

nutella blowjob 

N. The tastiest kind of blowjob around. EVERYONE WINS WHEN THERE IS A NUTELLA BLOWJOB.

Now into further detail
The act of putting Nutella on your penis and having your partner lick/suck it off.

"Wow you are pretty fucking, cool you deserve a Nutella blowjob"

nutella blowjob by another leafyishere meme July 26, 2016