False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

Job Blocking

Similar to cock blocking but used in work related environment.

Yo, everytime you send me that link I can never see it cause my my computer keeps job blocking.

I stay getting Error 403: Blocked Site.

Site Policy
You have attempted to access a site which has been deemed non-productive by your site administrator. Access has been blocked and your attempt has been logged.

by claymenia April 23, 2011

Butt Blocking

When you're in a narrow-ish passageway and one of the two people trying to pass sticks their butt out so freaking far that the other person can't get past without making for one extremely awkward situation.

I was trying to walk down the hallway when he started butt blocking me!

by Disneydork323 February 19, 2011

tub-booking

Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.

She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!

by lyubemia February 20, 2011

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

Kill Blocking

when you see someone on your team sniping in COD and you go sit in front of them and take the kills

"hey dude move out of my way you are kill blocking me"

by quimcicle May 23, 2012

box blocking

Female equivalent of cock blocking. To hinder a girl's chances of a sexual encounter.

Mary had to sit between me and the guy I was interested in and talk about her ex. She keeps box blocking me!

by Savannah4u November 13, 2013