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shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
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balderas 

the best last name anyone could have!
what's your name
- balderas
whoa! awesome!!!
balderas by peke29 April 20, 2009
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blades raczynski 

super hot sexy talented alpha male leader of the pack 😤😩✊
- wow this dude is amazing
- yeah, major blades raczynski kinnie vibes amiright

Biladelphia 

White suburban rapper / clothing designer / controversial MC. Born William Myers Ridge III started spitting rhymes during with friends at 17. Territory ranges from Chester Springs, Pa to Reading, Pa, down to the Dirty Dirty Calabash, NC. Undefined style of urban hip-hop, polo shirt wearing, khaki kicking , boat shoe wearing hanging out at a country club. He perfers his style as "Country Club Hustling."
Damn Biladelph just gave you a BLUKA with his 9 iron, that going to scar!

bill, bill, biladelphia!
Biladelphia by biladelphia June 19, 2010
The most awesomest guy in the world. Scratch that, in space and everything that ever exsisted. he's funny, an idiot -in a good way- and sweet!

he can always make someone feel better, very caring, , very understanding and loving.

Best effing friend ever.
badella...
Badella by xxa June 28, 2011

anal beader 

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus
Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.
anal beader by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022