Birthday Wash

When someone's Facebook profile is flooded with happy birthdays on their birthday, making any other posts on their profile impossible to find.

"Man, did you see what Dom posted on your wall?"
"Nah, dude. It was lost in the birthday wash."

by Swagabond October 22, 2011

birthday whig

A vagina.

"You should go back to your mothers birthday whig". "But her whig is at the cleaners?".

by jleethal May 20, 2009

birthday bird

british slang for birthday girl

bloke1: "where's my birthday bird?"
bloke2: "she's snogging that other bloke over there"
bloke1: "bollocks! i have to get pissed now"

by chris.c July 27, 2006

birthday hand

The practice of hitting the birthday celebrant the same number of times as their age. Common in Trinidad and Tobago.

Richard: "How's your shoulder boy?"
Darrell: "After those 27 birthday hand you all hit me yesterday it's still a little sore"
Richard: "Happy Birthday man"

by rmjb April 7, 2008

Keaton's Birthday

Whenever the weather is gloomy, windy and possibly even a rainy. This weather is called Keaton's birthday. All things to do with bright and happiness are not aloud on this day.

Person 1: Look at the fucking weather
Person 2: Keaton's birthday obviously
Person 1: OMG I feel depressed already

by RealAmericanNinja October 26, 2011

birthday month

Due to scheduling conflicts and belated responses, when gifts continue to be given in recognition of ones birthday over a lengthy period of time, sometimes as much as a month or more. A really great occurrence that stretches ones birthday perks out indefinitely.

Mike: hey, why did the boss buy your lunch today?

Sue: For my birthday.

Mike: I thought your birthday was last week?

Sue: it was, but it's my birthday month.

by Pamann April 21, 2011

Birthday deal

A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.

"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann

by Supermanxx123 March 18, 2008