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Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??
by Braam October 9, 2014
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half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.
LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.
by dkizzle September 15, 2007
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el beardo

El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.
Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?

Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.
by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008
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Beardologist

Someone that specializes in beards.
Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."
by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009
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beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.
beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!
by someonefromearth January 1, 2010
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Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 12, 2010
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beard Squad

A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"
We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!

Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
by thebah87 February 24, 2011
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