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The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.
by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015
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Advent Beard

An Advent beard is a beard grown during the period of Advent. It is often done under the guise of Advent where you normally cant pull off a jaw diaper. On rare occasion the beard grower may make a vague reference to some theological reason for growing it.
"Dude, I am so growing an Advent beard this year"
by madmax_fargo February 4, 2010
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Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.
Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011
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Bearded loofah

That operations dude is such a bearded loofah, he is always kissing the VPs ass.
by Brandy’s Jewel January 22, 2021
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Liberty Beard

Liberty Beard (Adj.): When a member of the military doesn't shave on days off, or extended periods of leave or absence.
Guy 1: Hey, are you growing your Liberty beard out this weekend?
Guy 2: Bro I grow my liberty beard out every weekend.
by Liberty75 July 21, 2015
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freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.
Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.
by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017
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totally bearded

An insult used by Minecraft, Hypixel sweaty players. The insult was integrated into their language so the moderators wouldn't ban them.
by Mavarx July 7, 2022
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