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Cerys: I was off work sicky bard all day.
Dafydd: Oh love you.
Cerys: I was off work sicky bard all day.
Dafydd: Oh love you.
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Henry: "I'm not sure, I do know I'll be acting like Benny Baird though. Shots on me!"
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Pronounced "HOMO MER FOLK PUNK BAR DEH MAID".
DEFINITON AND MEANING
A half merfolk, half homosapien race story telling folklore, healing and support, and chaotic fuckery / thief / Warrior of homosapien merfolk race that left the ocean to became a "oogle" (a folk punk) bard / thief / support charecter that can tell stories in song, start a riot, and also play a support charecter with buffs and heals usin d.i.y. skills
With 1 or 2 chordd they can start a revolution, incite riot, and loot dungeons and anything commercially marketed. The support charecter, for there fellow class / team members / mages / comrads or whatever you call
The gender bread / genera / genus / homo/ hominini / hominine / hominidae / erect Homo erectus / homosapien
merfolk
plural noun
mer· folk ˈmər, ˈmə̄+ˌ-
: a legendary people of the sea having human head, trunk, and arms and the tail of a fish
&
Wet gilly fin fish / merfolk punk / mermaid / erect merman
with consensual erections, the 2 races consensually, touch , rub, tug it, fuck it, bob it, pick it up, sex it up, & then finally jizz it up in the her / she / lady baby maker easy bake oven.
And after 9 months of baking the jizz goob & egg they bring into existence
the HOMO ERECTUS MERFOLK PUNK BARDMAID aquatihomo punk bard warrior class
Pronounced "HOMO MER FOLK PUNK BAR DEH MAID".
DEFINITON AND MEANING
A half merfolk, half homosapien race story telling folklore, healing and support, and chaotic fuckery / thief / Warrior of homosapien merfolk race that left the ocean to became a "oogle" (a folk punk) bard / thief / support charecter that can tell stories in song, start a riot, and also play a support charecter with buffs and heals usin d.i.y. skills
With 1 or 2 chordd they can start a revolution, incite riot, and loot dungeons and anything commercially marketed. The support charecter, for there fellow class / team members / mages / comrads or whatever you call
The gender bread / genera / genus / homo/ hominini / hominine / hominidae / erect Homo erectus / homosapien
merfolk
plural noun
mer· folk ˈmər, ˈmə̄+ˌ-
: a legendary people of the sea having human head, trunk, and arms and the tail of a fish
&
Wet gilly fin fish / merfolk punk / mermaid / erect merman
with consensual erections, the 2 races consensually, touch , rub, tug it, fuck it, bob it, pick it up, sex it up, & then finally jizz it up in the her / she / lady baby maker easy bake oven.
And after 9 months of baking the jizz goob & egg they bring into existence
the HOMO ERECTUS MERFOLK PUNK BARDMAID aquatihomo punk bard warrior class
HOMOMERFOLKPUNK BARDMAID
That crusty merfolk human became a homeless gypsy and left the ocean and became a gutter punk, n start a revolution, incite riot, and loot a dungeon while playing the support charecter for there fellow class / team members / mages / comrads or whatever you call your crew.
That crusty merfolk human became a homeless gypsy and left the ocean and became a gutter punk, n start a revolution, incite riot, and loot a dungeon while playing the support charecter for there fellow class / team members / mages / comrads or whatever you call your crew.
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Pronounced "HOMO MER FOLK PUNK BAR DEH MAID".
DEFINITON AND MEANING
A half merfolk, half homosapien race story telling folklore, healing and support, and chaotic fuckery / thief / Warrior of homosapien merfolk race that left the ocean to became a "oogle" (a folk punk) bard / thief / support charecter that can tell stories in song, start a riot, and also play a support charecter with buffs and heals usin d.i.y. skills
With 1 or 2 chordd they can start a revolution, incite riot, and loot dungeons and anything commercially marketed. The support charecter, for there fellow class / team members / mages / comrads or whatever you call
The gender bread / genera / genus / homo/ hominini / hominine / hominidae / erect Homo erectus / homosapien
merfolk
plural noun
mer· folk ˈmər, ˈmə̄+ˌ-
: a legendary people of the sea having human head, trunk, and arms and the tail of a fish
&
Wet gilly fin fish / merfolk punk / mermaid / erect merman
with consensual erections, the 2 races consensually, touch , rub, tug it, fuck it, bob it, pick it up, sex it up, & then finally jizz it up in the her / she / lady baby maker easy bake oven.
And after 9 months of baking the jizz goob & egg they bring into existence
the HOMO ERECTUS MERFOLK PUNK BARDMAID aquatihomo punk bard warrior class
Pronounced "HOMO MER FOLK PUNK BAR DEH MAID".
DEFINITON AND MEANING
A half merfolk, half homosapien race story telling folklore, healing and support, and chaotic fuckery / thief / Warrior of homosapien merfolk race that left the ocean to became a "oogle" (a folk punk) bard / thief / support charecter that can tell stories in song, start a riot, and also play a support charecter with buffs and heals usin d.i.y. skills
With 1 or 2 chordd they can start a revolution, incite riot, and loot dungeons and anything commercially marketed. The support charecter, for there fellow class / team members / mages / comrads or whatever you call
The gender bread / genera / genus / homo/ hominini / hominine / hominidae / erect Homo erectus / homosapien
merfolk
plural noun
mer· folk ˈmər, ˈmə̄+ˌ-
: a legendary people of the sea having human head, trunk, and arms and the tail of a fish
&
Wet gilly fin fish / merfolk punk / mermaid / erect merman
with consensual erections, the 2 races consensually, touch , rub, tug it, fuck it, bob it, pick it up, sex it up, & then finally jizz it up in the her / she / lady baby maker easy bake oven.
And after 9 months of baking the jizz goob & egg they bring into existence
the HOMO ERECTUS MERFOLK PUNK BARDMAID aquatihomo punk bard warrior class
HOMOMERFOLKPUNK BARDMAID
"HOMO ERECTUS MERFOLK PUNK BARDMAID" is defined as a rogue like fantasy RPG class Warrior that became a homeless gypsy and left the ocean and became a gutter punk, n start a revolution, incite riot, and loot a dungeon while playing the support charecter for there fellow class / team members / mages / comrads or whatever you call your crew.
"HOMO ERECTUS MERFOLK PUNK BARDMAID" is defined as a rogue like fantasy RPG class Warrior that became a homeless gypsy and left the ocean and became a gutter punk, n start a revolution, incite riot, and loot a dungeon while playing the support charecter for there fellow class / team members / mages / comrads or whatever you call your crew.
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