bates nation

When you have been taught by the great teacher Master Bates

“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”

“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”

“Badass.”

by Bates Nationalism November 3, 2017

Bants

Like banter but even the word is banter

No need to get so saly its just bants

by Bad ass MUDDA FUKKA December 14, 2017

bats

apparently lay eggs, according to chris pratt.

Man those bats really do lay eggs!

by fannypacklover June 11, 2018

Bats

Used to describe something crazy, weird, fun, or cool.

Guy1, "Woah the weather is bats!"
Gal1, "I know right, its pouring out there!"

by MelissaIs2Cool4School May 11, 2018

Bants

Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.

Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag

Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.

ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*

You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.

If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.

I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.

He has good good bants to be fair.

by ColdGlassOfOrangeBantaPlease July 26, 2018

BatSignal

scrotum, sack, veiny eyeball vision, eyeBALLS,scrotumface, scroatmeal, smegmal residue

I tightly stretched my nutsack around her face ear to ear and used my flashlight to illuminate the inside of my scrote within her field of vision. She exclaimed it was the most colorful batsignal she'd ever seen.

by Ego' October 31, 2018

Batsophegous

When you make up a word and convince Kristen it’s something really dirty.

Hey Baxter don’t tell Kristen what batsophegous means lmao.

by Prank.patrol December 12, 2018