"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"
by Sleekit December 15, 2023
Get the Wouldn't answer a dog's barkmug. When someone says something in a foreign language and no one understands, can be used when talking to friends. Normally said with an Asian accent
by SaintSuckIt December 7, 2015
Get the Barkingmug. When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.
Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!
by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025
Get the Canyon Barkmug. 
The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.
by Exertus January 31, 2021
Get the Load Barkingmug. A girl with big batty and front which gives head to boys to beat her high score these girls usually learn to give head by using brain licker.
Barking abbey school girl sumaiyah gave head to all the boys in year 9 and she saw it as an achievement.
by W.a.s.d. October 16, 2019
Get the Barking abbey school girlmug. a bizarre sex act in which the man screams at the womans/mans ass and then spanks it until their ass is red like a baboons.
by ilovegum November 20, 2015
Get the barking baboonmug.