french onion bagel

A bagel with French onion dip on top.
Duh!

I'm going to make a French onion bagel for breakfast

by BigBoySatisfactory January 30, 2018

Fwadger The Badger

To stimulate the vagina in any way.

I gave this guy a pair of sandals for him to fwadger the badger.

by Poo wee wee poo May 1, 2021

Angry Badger

To pull out female partners pubic and/or anul hair with teeth.

I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.

Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable

by mazdainator September 21, 2007

Badgerism

To infer supiority by dropping obscure facts into loosely related conversations.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Lisa earlier?
Girl 2: Yeah, she looked pretty sad.
Badgerism Person: -and who had a 1976 hit with "Sad Lisa?"
*silence ensues.*

Badgerism Person: Cat Stevens. *Proceeds to sing several lines as spectators bow to the master of all knowledge.*

by Not_a_badger January 8, 2012

Bagel Radish

A bagel radish is a superior being who lives in a shed. They use these sheds as homes because youtube demonetization prevents them from being able to afford anything else. They enjoy playing Roblox and other games for entertainment.

Woah, that guy is on Minecraft and he's telling me that he's poor. He must be a bagel radish!

by Bagel Radish January 1, 2019

Gaa-bage

What ass-wipes from the northeast live in.

This paat of the country is gaa-bage

by BlowMeBoston October 8, 2008

Purple Bagel

A mixture of a blue waffle and a red pancake.

ew look at that purple bagel that is disgusting.

by qwertyuiopasfghkjbidghhfghjfhj January 9, 2012