Aunt Mary

Slang term for marijuana. Came from the infamous marijuana slang term "Mary Jane".

Joseph : What were you doin last night?
Steven : Chilln' with Aunt Mary

by I'm in love with mary jane :) May 31, 2007

Aunt Sarah

Derived from the phrase "Uncle Tom" an Aunt Sarah is a woman who is a traitor to her own gender. The term originates from the actions of 2008 vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin who started an initiative to force rape victims to pay for their own rape kits, wants to repeal the right to choose, and appoints government officials in Alaska who still believe it is their right to rape their wives.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is the biggest Aunt Sarah on television right now.

by Boondockers April 11, 2009

aunt stinky

Noun: an objective and accurate term used to describe a woman's period; the term is believed to have originated in ancient times when personal hygiene products such as scented douche, lysol and the like were not available

Damn bitch, what's that smell? You got a dead skuunk in your panties or is aunt stinky in town? Scent that shit bitch.

by drpoon4 February 11, 2009

Aunt Marge

A cigarette, smoked all the way to the filter without ashing (or spilling the ashes.)

Often used as an interjection.

Aunt Marge! exclaimed Bob, who never left his seat to find an ashtray.

Bob completed another successful Aunt Marge, being too lazy to find an ashtray.

by Heef February 7, 2009

Aunty talks

The act of gossiping to one another about a range of topics, mostly talking shit. Taken from brown people parties where all the old ladies sit around gossiping about the people on the woman dance floor.

Brandon: Ayo Hamza reach skype i needa have some aunty talks
Hamza: ight bro whats good
Brandon: This bitch left 14 messages, that shit cray!

by Bramza Nabnanan February 9, 2012

Aunt Maggie

Also known as a "Maggie South" . Someone that is completely irrational, self-centered, and absence of no reason whatsoever. A narcissist who likes to start fights and will never let anything go or move forward. A combative and angry person who picks, preys and beats you into submission until you finally apologize for nothing.

I was in my glory when I got through promotion then Jane called my
"pulling and pulled an, "aunt Maggie" then I fell to my knees .

by Brett73 October 2, 2012

antsey

Antsey Definition Feeling as if a colony of ants is in my pants with me.
ants in the pants

I'm feeling antsey about getting married tomorrow.

by SaintBill February 11, 2017