Mike Moment

The act of being filled with austism and saying random bullshit at the worst moments. aka Mike Moment

The family is getting ready to drive off. Mike starts talking about fucking a russian bread based beverage. A classic Mike Moment.

by ApyrNamNahui January 25, 2021

Manga Moment

When something so hilarious, gross, sexual, or just plain weird happens that you need somebody to put it into a manga.

Jessie: Hey Samantha, can you look at the charactor I drew?
Samantha: Yeah. Hey, wait, did you just draw Garret?
Jessie: It's a girl! See the boobs?
Samantha: No, I wasn't looking. I'm not a perv.
Jessie: If you were a perv, you would be a hot guy.
Samantha: Gyaaaaaa! This is so a Manga Moment!

by She'sTheBlade March 5, 2011

Owen Moment

An Owen Moment is a term that can be used to describe minor inconveniences, or any unpleasant situation. Did you lose your wallet? Owen Moment. Did a family member pass away? Owen Moment.

Example 1:
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."

Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."

by CRYPTiC STATiC July 23, 2021

slow moment

a DUH....moment..its where u forgot what u did or what u were going to do

bob:hey cindy..did u knw wrestling comes on tonight??
cindy:oh okay ill watch it

(15 minutes later)

bob:are u watching wrestling
cindy:OHHHH SHOOT...
bob and cindy:SLOW MOMENT

by asdfwaertawfgsaef June 28, 2010

John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

Jåke moment

A jåke moment is like a bruh moment but even more bruh

Person 1 : "damn why is he drinking from the toilet"
Person 2 : "jåke moment"

by Greger5000 October 14, 2020

Roonan Moment

roonan... moment...

bruh that's a roonan moment.

by khaaaotixcxxx April 20, 2021