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Slap ass day

Fake Holiday that if it was real you would not be able to participate cause you get no bitches.
April 1 is Slap Ass Day.
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches
by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022
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national grab ass day

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
by wh0re;) April 8, 2022
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Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"
Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay
by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022
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Fake Ass Friend Day

the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend
by yeah i make the best days November 8, 2021
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Grab ass day

Why did you just grab my ass.
It's grab ass day.
by Robosapian4266 March 9, 2022
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Slap ass day

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day
by anonymous February 8, 2022
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National grab ass day

On October 6th you are permitted to grab any friends ass
Me:guess what it’s National grab ass day
You:gets ass grabbed
by Sussy Baja October 6, 2021
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