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anus babies

A person who is either short and chode like, or a person who is extremly tall and gangly
Look at that kid! He's must've been an anus baby!! His mama must've crapped him out a lil' early there yo.
by poodle September 12, 2003
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Anus saxophone

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
by Boxyboxyman October 3, 2014
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anus chaser

An anus chaser is a person who predominantly chases anuses whilst being addicted to anuses.
Till Lopper is such an anus chaser.
by Lennyw April 24, 2017
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Mr anus

Fuck ass slutty whore who likes to take girls to the back room and steal there virginity
Damion is nothing but a mr anus
by Damo_BTW May 16, 2019
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Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.
"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish
by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
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anus on a stick

When a person is not just an ass, but has managed to go beyond being and ass and as a result has a stick so far up their anus they have become an anus on a stick.
Wtf, that girl is such an anus on a stick.
How can she be such an anus on a stick, that stick is so far up her anus.
That bitch is an anus on a stick she cannot even put it out.
by totalasshat January 29, 2017
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Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.
by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018
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