adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

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Adult

A person who has almost legal access to all 18+ content.

You can't register on this site without age confirmation, it contains adult content!

by HookUpGeek January 4, 2019

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Eighteen-nineteen year olds represent a 2-year gap when in which they're legally adults but technically also teenagers. This time often overlaps the first two years out of high school. Teenage adults are for the first time entitled to many new legal rights, and subjected to new societal expectations. Unique from other stages of adulthood such as twenties, thirties, ect. in that it only lasts two years as opposed to ten. How many responsibilities this entails varies from person to person and is still influenced by their level of dependance on their family for food, housing, and money.

The Bird family celebrated the 18th birthday of their Teenage-Adult son Chirp by gifting him eviction papers.

by ASinks May 23, 2024

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Adulting

Adulting: When one becomes an adult only too realise they wasted their childhood wishing to become one. This often occurs when one comes to the reality of taxes, work and actual responsibility.

"oh man have you seen Jones?"
"yea bro I think adulting really took a hit on him"

by meeza45 June 8, 2022

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