A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
Get the Alli Jomug. by allieisnotcool April 17, 2019
Get the Allie Grissommug. by Chicks luv me August 15, 2018
Get the Ally catchingmug. The best couple in the world they are the cutest thing. They love flirting with eachother and cuddling even though dominic is tough on the outside but one you win his heart it’s like a teddy bear same with ally, she loves hugs and forehead kisses. Therefore, they are the greatest and cutest couple
Dang Ally and Dominic are the perfect couple.
I wish i could have a relationship like dominic and ally.
I wish i could have a relationship like dominic and ally.
by ooka booka August 12, 2017
Get the dominic and allymug. by bestiealliefanpage February 5, 2021
Get the bestie alliemug. the part of san diego that will never amount to anything.
AG is the shittiest place ever.
AG kids think they're so cool,
when in reality,
they're all nothing but a bunch of pussies
who have nothing better to do than complain about SC.
SC will always be better than AG,
and thats something those little pussy AG kids are going to have to accept.
AG is the shittiest place ever.
AG kids think they're so cool,
when in reality,
they're all nothing but a bunch of pussies
who have nothing better to do than complain about SC.
SC will always be better than AG,
and thats something those little pussy AG kids are going to have to accept.
Allied Gardens kid #1-man. we're such pussies. we wont even go to SC even though we say we're gonna kick their asses all the time.
Allied Gardens kid #2-i know man. too bad when we DO go to SC, we get murdered in every fight, cause we cant fight for shit.
BOTH kids;we're such pussies.
Allied Gardens kid #2-i know man. too bad when we DO go to SC, we get murdered in every fight, cause we cant fight for shit.
BOTH kids;we're such pussies.
by katoes. October 15, 2008
Get the allied gardensmug. It's what happens when you see Probably the most beautiful girl in the entire world. You should probably go get yourself an allie maione. You won't regret it
by McDoubleQtrPounder September 24, 2011
Get the An Allie Maionemug.