Alabama Orchestra

A prank or sexual move in which a male/female butt chugs helium, and afterwards eats a hearty helping of baked beans. The high - pitched gas emissions from the bunghole are then sprayed into the victims face.

Juan passed out the party, so I took some of the balloons and some of his beans, and BAM! Alabama Orchestra right the the beaner's face!

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

alabama roadblock

Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.

I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!

by rad sugar July 3, 2014

Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.

I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.

by Beautybind September 8, 2019

Alabama Special

Incest. It's just incest.

"Keith had the Alabama Special with his sister. Man, he puked on for weeks after that."
"Oh dear god why?!"
"I don't know man, that's Ellis' stories for you."

by ono_bilz October 21, 2020

Alabama Bridge

When a male and his male cousin Eiffel Tower a female

Jim: Last weekend my cousin Derek and I met this hot chick at the bar.

Kevin: Did you guys Alabama Bridge her?

by Fjsocusbndocs October 1, 2021

Alabama Railway

typically a three way, but more people can be involved. Usually Involves men. The first man is being penetrated anally from behind (the last man being the caboose), whilst penetrating the man in front of him (or woman, it doesn't matter). All 'thrusters' of the gang bang thrust their weight at the same time

I heard that Gerald, Benny, and Jake had some sort of Alabama Railway at the party.

by despicable. October 30, 2018

Piedmont, Alabama

A hick-town in Alabama located near Jacksonville & Anniston Alabama. It has 70 churches in its zipcode, 99% baptist churches. Most of the people are rich white people. The others are poor white people, with some races that fall in between. Very close-minded. Has nothing to do in it. The school system is pretty cool because every child in 4-12th grade get MacBooks to keep 24/7 and use for school. Great football team. No elective classes really unless you consider football, band, and cheer. Football obsessed town. Will drive 15 hours to see one football game. Full of hypocrites and old people.

Are you from Piedmont, Alabama?
Yeah, why?
You're a rich white snob. Tell-tall symptoms of a Piedmontian.

- WALKS AWAY TO GO TO RESTAURANT TO DRINK AWAY SORROWS LIKE A RICH WHITE SNOB -

by ItWasn'tMeBBZ April 29, 2011