Adult

People who are wiggity wack

Look at that adult

by #Sonata_5102 May 2, 2020

Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 21, 2023

Adulting

Adulting (Verb); to familiarize oneself with the now obvious reality of adulthood. To feel ok with the transition from teenager to a young adult, and to notice slight but significant changes in one's life like, {paying bills, saving money, and time management}

Pam; Hey rick wanna go grab a drink tonight?

Rick; Jesus Pam, it's Monday, I have to do a bunch of work and we are in a recession so NO!

Pam; damn, rick you're adulting bro.

Rick; Fuck yea I am. And you better start too.

by Hawaiian Penguin January 19, 2023

Are women only adult females?

A YouTube video by Rationality Rules. If this is what's being taught to kids in schools... I don't see a problem with it. Very concise. Nicely outlines the social implications of how we conceive of gender.

Are women only adult females?

Hym "I donno. I guess I'll watch this video and find out..."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

Adult

Someone that flushes the toilet

Wow! I love how that adult flushed the toilet.

by Bob11395 February 27, 2024

Adult Binky

You're likely holding/sucking/hitting one right now.

A vape.
An e-cigarette..
Juul, battery, AC vent, nic stick, vape'n'gape... Whatever you call yours, it's a binky, but with nicotine for your insufferable adult baby ass.

Oh geez Janine's freaking out again, someone hand her the adult binky.

by Pluto of Portland April 29, 2025

dirty adult

The act of submerging an adult in liquid jelly with their arse sticking out. Then freezing them for 43 hours before taking them out and shoving your arm shoulder deep into their rectum

Yo I did a dirty adult
Atta boy

by cjiblue December 12, 2022