Alabama Snot Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a girls nose, then waiting for her to sneeze it back into your mouth.

Last night I tried my first Alabama snot rocket and I can still taste the exquisite flavor combo!

by TinyPocketRocket March 11, 2020

Alabama Crab Slapper

The act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your penis and start slapping her ass so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.

Chanda-My arms are tired from last night.
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!

by The Scarecrow December 15, 2007

Admiral Ackbar

The Male Mon Calamari General From STAR WARS; If you're looking for the official stuff. go to wookieepedia.com

Admiral Ackbar, a truly great character

by DiabolicalSalamanderw/ Shotgun April 7, 2009

Alabama Hayride

When you braid your facial hair into a dildo and proceed to use it during sexual intercourse.

Suzy is dating a guy that looks like he was in ZZ Top, I heard one night he offered to give her an Alabama hayride.

by H8breeder May 16, 2010

Alabama Plungering

An act where you anal fuck somebody with a recently used plunger.

I came home one day and my dog was Alabama Plungering my farrot.

by mials January 19, 2011

Alabama Abortion

When your Dad fucks you so hard that you DIE from the cock pounding that he gives you.

Inbreed #1: Hey where is Billy Bob today?

Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.

Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!

Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!

by Rip the Jacker666 March 23, 2011

Alabama Hand Warmer

The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.

Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.

Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.

by Peanut Rouge Vandall III November 28, 2009