AMFJ

Short for "all my fake jugs" and used primarily but not exclusively for exclamation.

AMFJ! That I've never seen books priced this low!

by BrookeWeglarz October 12, 2009

AMF YO YO

Informal medical acronym used to describe belligerent patients who argue and refuse treatment. Stands for "Alright mother fucker, you're on your own"

That drunk in curtain two is an AMF YOYO.

by Hammerschmidt March 30, 2004

amfag

Acronym for All My Friends Are Gay. AMFAG is used when you think that all your friends are muthafucking homosexual.

Acronym for All My Friends Are Gay. AMFAG is used when you think that all your friends are muthafucking homosexual.

by Blackie-- September 5, 2010

I am mother fucking Switzerland

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "

"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"

by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

AMF

AMF is an acronym for "Adios mother fucker!"

Use this acronym when saying goodbye to any person on your shit list.

Upon passing Thermal Dynamics Eddie shook the professor's hand and said, "AMF!"

by RanchStud April 28, 2008

amf

adios motherfucker:

1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Rum
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao
2 oz Sour mix
2 oz 7-Up

"did you see Jazzmatazz chug that AMF?"

by Fly_Girl September 19, 2006