Walk of Fame

The strut a person performs while dressed in the same clothes they wore the previous night as they leave someone's house, apartment, condo, dorm room, office, hotel, motel, car, forest, etc. after just having sex with someone who is WAY WAY above their weight class and who without consuming massive amounts of drugs or alcohol (voluntarily) would otherwise never be caught dead having a conversation let alone a sexual relation with said person.

Mike: yo dude, didn't you wear that shirt last night?!? Are you headed back to the house just now?!! Awww....you're doing the ole walk of shame huh bud?!?
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Gratitude Walk

Gratitude Walk is when a person becomes present, aware and counts their blessing and gives thanks while walking.

Defined by author Marie Cornelio, in the book The Gratitude Way.

I love taking Gratitude Walks daily.

Or

Let's take a gratitude walk.

by Beloved One April 19, 2014

walk reggie

'Walk reggie' is an uncommon phrase used to describe smoking weed. Or 'bunning a zoot' commonly used by chavs. The phrase 'walk reggie' is usually used by young adults who haven't yet found their identity and still think that smoking marijuana is cool. These types of people usually think they are gods gift and that they can get any girl they want; frequently posting sexually explicit Facebook quotes and memes that are suppose to appeal to the opposite sex and is a way to tell the world that they are sexually active. However the need to post such context usually suggests that they tend to wank themselves to sleep with a box of tissues and a laptop instead of actually getting laid.

"Oi G, wanna walk reggie with me? Got that dank cheddar! dank dank cheddar

by RingRingKittenShutDown September 20, 2016

Jungle Walk

Jungle walking is the form of squatting on the floor, and walking quickly around while smiling creepily at the audience who will be obviously viewing you.

Check out Uncle Bill doing the Jungle Walk! But how did he get out of the vent....

by KiaraCera December 12, 2010

brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.

I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.

by khaytsus April 15, 2010

Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

by Silverbullet November 18, 2006

Walk legs

When all of your friends have a mode of transportation such as a bike or car but you are walking. ´I forgot my bike, so I just am going on my walk legs´

Origin: Comes from a Danish saying that can´t be translated - Gistrup Fab fucked four are the originators.

Are you on walk legs?

by themanwithlegs January 31, 2016