panda pies

Playing patty cake with a panda....with no pants

I like to play patty cake with no pants with a panda or in other words , "panda pies".

by Suckame May 28, 2018

Secret Panda

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.

Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?

by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019

Mud Panda

An asian girl who only likes black guys

No Mark, you're too white, she's a mud panda

by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023

Sleep Panda

The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many

"Hey Jim, looks like the Sleep Panda inhabited JoAnne last night... She's been sleeping for hours"

by Dagger666 December 3, 2009

panda boner

To have a sudden urge for Chinese food

"Dude I have a major panda boner"

by Let me put something in here November 28, 2015

gooey panda

When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.

guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!

by gooeypanda October 19, 2009

Fence Panda

A large or Smallmouth bass weighing over 5 pounds in weight. Mostly reffered in the south as a Fence Panda

I was fishing lilipads at a nearby lake yesterday and caught a fence panda, you should have seen the size of this fish.

by Yellow Thunder 21X July 20, 2011