Luke

Luke is your typical Vietnamese Valorant nerd who watches yaoi who always bottom frags and also sucks booty crack at Minecraft PvP (he lost to me on my 2nd day installing java) He is also a proud LGBTQ+ member and loves to consume any sussy media with male and male relationships.

I just 10-2ed Luke in Hypixel.

by JPSuperNinja April 21, 2022

Luke

Luke is a wonderful friend. He is funny, caring, and a great person to know. He is scared to get a girlfriend but is very enjoyable and excitingly be around. Luke acts very stupid at most times but he is actually pretty smart.

Girl: OMG Luke is funny

Other girl: i wish he was mine

by Puppy_love124 October 9, 2019

Luke

A luke is a simp who is usually always caught simping

"oh is that luke? Oh it is! Still simping"

by Xxchar1a1a May 9, 2020

Luking

v. The process of repeatedly killing a joke. To use a joke so much that it is not even funny more. To use a joke more that 17 times per day for more than 6 days straight.

Present: You are luking it.

Past: He luked it.

by bcole287 September 5, 2011

Luke

A boy who is so full of himself and feeds of Hate and Drama
Loves to sit down with a cup of tea and watch corrie

Man 1: I'll hit you
Luke: Yummy

by AggroD October 15, 2012

Luke

A lanky bi blonde lad that has a shit hair cut, Wanks at every second of the day as he cant shag any lass or lad (Not like any would want to). He also never changes his clothes as he is too busy dreaming of what a pussy and cock would test like in his mount. P.s He is probably dreaming about the person next to him rimming his anus.

"Luke is a lanky cunt"

by EVIL BARBIE December 19, 2013

Luke

Weak and Lazy

"I don't feel like it...I'm a Luke...Deal with it"

by atlspain February 4, 2010