Hamster

A hamster is a small, round rodent that usually people keep as a pet. They are so cute and adorable that you almost want to grill one and eat it. Their life purpose is to make a whole loop around their running wheel, but always remember that under that cute little fur there is a tiny murderer who is watching you when are sleeping.

Hey hamster what is your life purpose? To make a whole loop around my running wheel!

by Unzfilibabba March 23, 2020

hamster

carrot killer with red laser eyes

my hamster ate my carrot

by LAZERBEAMFAN March 24, 2020

hamster smuggler

Gays who felch hamsters

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week

by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020

spiffy hamster

hamster with a tie

that is a spiffy hamster

by bonbonschoolshollyeah May 7, 2020

Hamster

The real word for pig meat.

I like to eat hamster.

by Hellofrogs May 29, 2020

Hamster

Racial slur for black people

That black guy is a hamster

by Tall Italian August 4, 2020

hamster dance

When you have sex with someone and get pregnant with multiple children.

Damn, Jill hooked up with Brian and after he found out they did the hamster dance he zooted.

by Fresh_Tresh October 17, 2020